Harry
Guakomoli and Yvette left the shit show the bungalow had become. Our
hero had some questions, but he certainly wasn't going to press his
companion for answers. At least not at the moment. Yvette stared out the
window and resumed smoking her pot from the ceramic pipe.
"I feel I owe you an explanation," Yvette said as her gaze
remained fixed on the scenery as The Guak started the trip back into The
City.
"So why didn't you know those afterbirths were going to pull that shit before they really did?"
"Because
alcohol fucks with the connection," she replied. "The emotions
intensify and rise to the top. It brings out the...um...what's it
called? The id. Their thoughts become so primal. So raw."
"It doesn't get much more primal than rape," our hero theorized.
"True.
But all I could tell was that they were horny. The guys at these things
are always like that. I should have smoked more trees. It helps me
channel."
"Dies ist verdammt verrückt," The Guak commented as he subconsciously shifted to German.
"Dies ist verdammt verrückt," The Guak commented as he subconsciously shifted to German.
"Huh?"
"Nothing," he replied. "What am I thinking about now?"
"Pull over," Yvette answered.
Our
hero did as he was told and pulled off to the side of the street.
Yvette finally pulled her eyes away from the window and faced The Guak.
She cupped his stubbled chin with her right hand and guided his face
toward hers. The band of her silver skull ring was cold on his cheek.
"Now think of something, anything, that's completely random," she instructed. "And concentrate on it really hard."
She stared into his eyes and his into hers.
His mind wandered, blocking out the previous
events of the night, the beautiful woman gazing into his eyes, the
things he had seen during the drive. Just between you and me, dear
reader, he began to think intensely about a playing card, specifically
the ace of spades.
"Got it?"
"Got it."
"I read nothing," Yvette concluded. "Just
like when I tried earlier tonight and the other day. That's not true; I
did sense something. Like a faint buzz. Something that's running
interference. You're a weird fuckin' dude, Guak."
"I guess," our hero said with a shrug. "But you talk to me mentally?"
"Yeah,"
she answered. "I discovered that the moment you stepped into the shop,
when I told you to shut the door. I don't know how this shit works."
"I'm...I'm sorry I let this happen tonight," our hero said changing the subject. "I fucked up, and you got hurt."
"Knock that shit
off," said Yvette. "I didn't sense anything fucked up was going to go
down, and I can read minds. I should have told you about the ESP thing,
but I keep it under wraps. Like a trade secret. Bidness would go
completely tits up if people figured out it was a sham without Momma.
And you stopped it before I got really bad. I was scared more than
anything. I've suffered worse than a fat lip and a few bumps."
The continued look of remorse on The Guak's face must have been obvious because Yvette cradled his face with both hands.
"I can't imagine what would have happened if I
had gone alone. You might have went overboard, but you saved me. You.
Saved. Me. You're a bad ass. Your apology is sweet, but it's
unnecessary. So knock it off. But can you do me a favor? I mean another
one?"
"Name it," said our hero.
"Can I stay at your place?" she asked. "I should lie low for a few days. Or forever."
"Sure," The Guak replied. "But it's a dump. And what about Yvonne?"
"She'll
be fine. Momma's in her room in the back of the shop, but Leisure and
his guys won't fuck with her. They're scared she'll hex them or
something. And if they do show up my cousin Bomo is there with a
shotgun."
"'Bomo'?" our hero asked. "What was that about white boys and their code names?"
"Shut your cracker mouth," responded Yvette with a chuckle.
The
Guak shifted the Dodge back into drive and continued on his way,
changing course to the Resplendent Auberge. Yvette smoked a bowl, called
Bomo and told him to stay with Yvonne until she said so (it was quite a
lively conversation with lots of colorful back-and-forth!), and then
smoked another bowl.
Our hero parked the
car across the flop house he called home. Dawn had arrived, starting the
brief four-hour window in which none of the corner girls could be
found. The pair exited the Aries.
"Later I'll go out
and get you some clothes," said The Guak as he looked at the lady, her
trench coat buttoned all the way to the very top.
"No need," Yvette replied as she grabbed the car keys from our hero. "I got my getaway bag."
"Getaway bag?" inquired The Guak.
Yvette sighed.
"Sometimes when I'm out driving," she began
to answer. "I get an urge to disappear. To leave Momma behind and start
over. So I packed a bag and decided if the calling got to be too strong I
would take off and not look back. That was two months ago. I'm still
here."
Our hero nodded and escorted the kinda psychic into the Resplendent Auberge.
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